Funny: The Phone Contacts Of A Religious Girl Looking For Husband

Have you ever seen a religious girl that is so desperate to get married?
She attends all manner of religious programs and hardly does she go without collecting phone numbers from men of God. Her phone contacts will be like:
Man of God Kogi
Pastor Abakaliki
Fr. Okunere ozara
Prophet Talk na do
Marriage counsellor Ikem
Sister Peace for Husband tinz
Prophet Jesus sharp sharp
prayer leader, Jesus answers prayers yesterday, today and forever ministry
Brother Timi Vision
Prohetess Ngozi Nsukka
Mummy for advice at Abuja Church
BUT
Funny enough, my desperate sister, you don't have Jesus phone number on your list. Unfortunate for your ambition however, He is the one that has the solution not all those people.
A sincere advice